Obama - The Post Turtle 

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,

whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. 

Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '. 

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. 

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road, and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.' 

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dummy put him up there to begin with'.

BEST COME BACK OF THE YEAR

On television today a Democratic operative pointed out that when Obama

holds a rally 25,000-30,000 people show up, whereas when McCain holds one he only draws 10,000-15,000. The Republican spokesman replied, "That's because McCain's supporters are at work."

KITTENS FOR SALE

Obama was walking down the sidewalk and saw a little girl selling kittens. He asked her, “what kind of kittens are they?” She told him, “they’re Democrat kittens. 

Not wanting to miss a news opt, he immediately contacted the media and had them all meet him on that very sidewalk the next day. 

Obama approached the little girl and again asked her what kind of kittens those were. She told them they were Republican kittens. Obama said, “But yesterday you told me they were Democrats”. She said, “Yes, Sir. But yesterday their eyes weren’t opened!”